July 2010
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engrish of the day:
i saw a 12 year old asian girl with a bag that said hot cats club: happiness could simple
Reblog with three words that describes yourself.
fuckingspidersgethemoffmefuuuuck:
theevoid:
waterforchocolate:
jizzberry:
tiger-rawr:
-mechanicalheart:
sippingonsomepurpledrank:
helloitsmeworld:
drewkiimon:
imnassa:
I’m very friendly.
I like girls.
I use Tumblr.
Big black penis.
I am vulgar.
Oh my god.
Tired but awake.
I can’t even.
Cautious, boring freak.
gay furry porn
most hottest evar.
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signs you're a hipster:
you have an iphone app that makes it look like the shitty generic picture you just took was shot with a holga.
(http://hipstamaticapp.com/)
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YO, WHO BITCHFUCKED THE DONKEY IN THE NAVAL...
goddamnit i thought i took care of that cocksucker. time to put bobo in his place.
Ask me anything
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In response to:
"one thing that can make you...
you’re right. luckily this works out perfectly as i currently work in DC..government property galore! i think i’ll take a whack at the capital building for starters.
Ask me anything
The Japanese woman who does the voice of Pikachu...
junefever:
decemberlullaby:
jealousorchard:alexgascart:robotspacepirates:cielocastro: freakishlyawesomecreature:patriciakarol:swanandotututorres: whowantstobeacamillionaire:isaysrawr:letseatgrandmawithpeas: theresbeautyinthebreakdown:adjectival:chefgusteau:(via iamanthonyjames)
and my childhood is officially dead.
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cigarettes on the beach, arizona iced tea that's...
feels like summer, man.
no one likes a fat drunk →
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"I was like 'oh she's cute!' but then I was like...
hellomynameisallyson:
True fact: hoop earrings cancel out all cuteness.
the bigger the hoop the more disease ridden the vagina