engrish of the day:
i saw a 12 year old asian girl with a bag that said hot cats club: happiness could simple
Reblog with three words that describes yourself.
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signs you're a hipster:
you have an iphone app that makes it look like the shitty generic picture you just took was shot with a holga. (http://hipstamaticapp.com/)
YO, WHO BITCHFUCKED THE DONKEY IN THE NAVAL...
goddamnit i thought i took care of that cocksucker. time to put bobo in his place. Ask me anything
In response to: "one thing that can make you...
you’re right. luckily this works out perfectly as i currently work in DC..government property galore! i think i’ll take a whack at the capital building for starters. Ask me anything
The Japanese woman who does the voice of Pikachu...
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cigarettes on the beach, arizona iced tea that's...
feels like summer, man.
no one likes a fat drunk →
"I was like 'oh she's cute!' but then I was like...
hellomynameisallyson: True fact: hoop earrings cancel out all cuteness. the bigger the hoop the more disease ridden the vagina