April 2010
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When the world ends in 2012, what is the first...
fly to mars and build a shopping mall Ask me anything
Apr 30th
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can we ______ please?
oh baby, we can _______ in the ________ with the ________ all night long. Ask me anything
Apr 30th
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if the game of life makes u feel like quitting,...
yes, i have an emergency stash of kittens on hand at all times for that specific reason Ask me anything
Apr 30th
Please,don't start a long story while holding the...
(via lumos-maxima) wise words.
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Hold up bitch, can i getcho numba?
sure let me just post it on the internet for everyone in the world to see Ask me anything
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why do you have such a stupid looking smile?
you aren’t allowed to ask mean questions in the presence of the kittens. it upsets them. Ask me anything
Apr 29th
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i want a boy who’s 2 sad 2 give a fuck~*~*~*~
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WHY ARE YOU UP?!
‘up’ is a relative condition and cannot be used to describe anything in concrete terms. Ask me anything
Apr 28th
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ok people
there have been some complaints about my formspring background so i’ve changed it to something more soothing to the eyes.
Apr 28th
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If you had your own talk show, who would your...
the father the son and the holy ghost Ask me anything
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Would you rather be a famous musician or a famous...
i’d rather be a famous porn star Ask me anything
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why do you insist that im always asking sexually...
oh, just intuition i suppose. Ask me anything
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I Just accessed your formspring on acid. You...
hey good idea and after that let’s do acid together and fuck shit up Ask me anything
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why do you hate black people?
why do you hate jesus? Ask me anything
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Who is the first person that you think about when...
jesus. Ask me anything
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can your background not give me a fucking...
my sincerest apologies. is this better? Ask me anything
Apr 27th
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oral sex, givin or receivin'?
they say it’s better to give than to receive but i would have to disagree in this case. Ask me anything
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what would happen if pinnochio said, "My Nose will...
the universe would explode! Ask me anything
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