When the world ends in 2012, what is the first...
fly to mars and build a shopping mall Ask me anything
can we ______ please?
oh baby, we can _______ in the ________ with the ________ all night long. Ask me anything
if the game of life makes u feel like quitting,...
yes, i have an emergency stash of kittens on hand at all times for that specific reason Ask me anything
Please,don't start a long story while holding the...
(via lumos-maxima) wise words.
Hold up bitch, can i getcho numba?
sure let me just post it on the internet for everyone in the world to see Ask me anything
why do you have such a stupid looking smile?
you aren’t allowed to ask mean questions in the presence of the kittens. it upsets them. Ask me anything
i want a boy who’s 2 sad 2 give a fuck~*~*~*~
WHY ARE YOU UP?!
‘up’ is a relative condition and cannot be used to describe anything in concrete terms. Ask me anything
there have been some complaints about my formspring background so i’ve changed it to something more soothing to the eyes.
If you had your own talk show, who would your...
the father the son and the holy ghost Ask me anything
Would you rather be a famous musician or a famous...
i’d rather be a famous porn star Ask me anything
why do you insist that im always asking sexually...
oh, just intuition i suppose. Ask me anything
I Just accessed your formspring on acid. You...
hey good idea and after that let’s do acid together and fuck shit up Ask me anything
why do you hate black people?
why do you hate jesus? Ask me anything
Who is the first person that you think about when...
jesus. Ask me anything
can your background not give me a fucking...
my sincerest apologies. is this better? Ask me anything
oral sex, givin or receivin'?
they say it’s better to give than to receive but i would have to disagree in this case. Ask me anything
what would happen if pinnochio said, "My Nose will...
the universe would explode! Ask me anything