trust me, i’m no hipster. i don’t even know what that triangle thing means!
sorry didn’t mean to insult you cunt licker.
who told you 42? it’s 43!
HAHA i don’t think i quite meet the requirements but thank you
well i wouldn’t have written it on the internet if it wasn’t true. the internet never lies!
Today, I waked in on my boyfriend and his bestfriend playing “Dick Wars” while wearing glow in the dark condoms. FML
i’m adding this to the list of things i would do if i had a dick.
i love weed but i’m gonna have to say sex wins.
lewd, immoral, unspeakable things.
gettin drunk, gettin high and not giving a fuck
why are YOU such a lesbian hooker?
it’s a seizure party!
that’s the most romantic thing anyone’s ever said to me.
i secretly wear my brooklyn jersey under all my clothes.
if by ‘mistake’ you mean i should have gotten an abortion, then yes.
all of the above.
yes I am from brooklyn and yes my hair is real