14882.) I've tasted my cum and it tastes like...
(via blogsecret) when life gives you cum…
I get this ache… And I, I thought it was for sex, but it’s to tear everything to...– Ginger Fitzgerald (via expose) (via suicideunderground)
the other day...
me: oh kelsey, this is funny. the other day, when I was on my period-
kelsey: - that's funny.
me: I went to change my tampon, and I pulled out two somehow!
kelsey: *dies laughing*
me: I could have gotten toxic shock!
there's no better punchline than toxic shock. except dead babies of course.
entertain me pls
i killed way too many brain cells this weekend
BUT IT WAS TOTALLY FUCKING WORTH IT