February 2010
Which pokemon best describes your genitals?
tailwhip:
bennettandthejets:
tailwhip:
zhartzofzpageti:
goodluckspider:
theyahooanswers:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100104222952AA7aGxe
firecrotch
you read my mind.
I am a foolish, irresponsible human being
1. Green Dragon An Alcoholic/Canibanoic drink made from soaking weed in an alcoholic beverage. Desired affects increase with increased curing time and using a beverage high in poly-unsaturated fats and alcohol(AKA Everclear). The leftover marijuana can be used for making hashish. Green Dragon will fuck your shit up and it’s handy!
i fucking drank this! what the fuck is wrong with me!
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My GOD people!
tokyomcdrift:
I buy the best presents without a doubt. Woe be the day when I decide you are no longer worthy of my gifts!
WOE BETIDE. that is the phrase i have been meaning to use. thank god you just reminded me mary.i’m going to use it right now, actually.
woe betide the day when i forget to incorporate ‘woe betide’ into everyday conversation.
Which pokemon best describes your genitals?
tailwhip:
zhartzofzpageti:
goodluckspider:
theyahooanswers:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100104222952AA7aGxe
click if you like seizures! →
tokyomcdrift:
samdesantis:
sealegslexi:
(via thedarlingchild)
omg I love seizing
okay so I clicked this like “psssh it’s not really going to give me a seizure!” but as soon as I opened it I got a little terrified I’d have one and immediatly had to close it.
Was that the theme to Beverly Hills Cop though?
oh my god i think if i saw this high it would literally cause my brain to...
January 2010
conversations with mary over moonshine
mary: if i had a car i would put important things in it in case i drove off a cliff or something.
me: you should just put an assortment of cool things in it so when people found you they would think you were really cool.
mary: like a box of glitter!
what is my life
i took a shot of everclear mixed with weed, made out with an indian guy and saved someone’s number in my phone as Pdam00 000. his real name was eric.
for the record, everclear and weed is possibly the rankest tasting combination of flavors ever.
2 tags
please please please
tokyomcdrift:
is it time to start drinking?
is it time… now?
soon soon soon!
it was your heart hurting
tokyomcdrift:
bennettandthejets:
(but not for too long, kid)
too long already gojo. for both of us.
good thing for alcohol, eh?
it was your heart hurting
(but not for too long, kid)
2 tags
so i just asked facebook who my valentine will be
results:
1) a guy i hooked up with once last year.
2) my gay friend joe
3) my roommate’s ex boyfriend
4) my friend’s pseudo ex
5) my actual boyfriend.
maaaan
tokyomcdrift:
I’m really depressed about the recent trend in slang. No one says “maaaan” anymore. Now it’s always “boy.” Like.. “Yeah boy!”
Well fuck all of you! I’m stickin’ with men!
here’s hoping the next trend will be ‘lad’
as in “yeah lad!” it’s gonna catch on. just wait.
I can twist my arms backwards. (by: Tokyo)
tokyomcdrift:
Almost inaudible
Beneath my scars, a
Calm knocking. god left me young.
Damn, I forget
Easily.
Forget I’m damned.
God. Left and knocked out cold.
He scarred me beneath.
I was, inaudible, almost.
you are my favorite non-famous poet, tokyo.
1 tag
Me: my sleep schedule is all outta whack because my M/W/F classes are so late but my T/Th classes are so early
Meredith: Maybe you should not sleep.
Me: Maybe I should develop an addiction to sleeping pills.
Reblog with what people have said you look like...
badkarmaphoto:
junkyardvultures:
xmarctaylorx:
nfgphotography:
cjsewers:
chelseapeebles:
nuclearox:
prominte:
gemma-face:
herekitty:
beatlejuice:
mechelle:
perestroikaa:
tea-for-one:
brosephstalin:
ivyandsteel:
Kirsten Dunst while I was blonde. Now, I don’t know. You tell me? I want people to say Sarah Michelle Geller in Cruel Intentions, but I don’t know how...
so comcast gave us a free laptop for signing up...
what do we have to do to get a free ben stein?
Life Lessons from Jersey Shore
infinitebutterflies:
averyweisel:
maliciousmallory:
Wear a thong bikini. That’s a little bit more classier.
You’re gonna have sex if you’re into somebody. It’s natural.
Everybody loves the Situation.
If a girl’s a slut, she should be abused.
When you go into battle, you need to have some friends with you, so just in case a grenade gets thrown at you, one of your buddies takes it first.
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