December 2009
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recap of 2009: longer than i expected
january:
started off the new year at erin’s party, which was fun but low-key. no alcohols so i was stone cold sober and definitely not getting any ass in the opening moments of the new year.
went back to philly to start a new semester.
seriously crushing on andy and actually entertaining the idea of us being an item. god, i’m stupid.
february:
had erin’s birthday party in...
lessons learned
in 2009 I learned… 1. roommates are hard to get along with sometimes. 2. paying bills is no fun. 3. riding bikes is more fun when you’re wearing a foxy brown afro. 4. snow is no fun when you’re snowed in. 5. sometimes, making out with someone you just met at a party does have positive benefits. 6. but most of the time you just look like an ass. 7. it’s a bad sign...
STORY: BY BSCHH
likeneelyohara:
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ollie-bartlett:
always-speechless:
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bschh:
it was the first day of school, and i was getting ready to get on the bus, so naturally i was like . so i was doin’ my thang, and eating a banana as i got on. then i saw the driver and he was all like...
“I want to express my gratitude that in my world, having sex with someone, lots...”
– Greta Christina’s Blog: True Love Waits… And The Rest Of Us Get On With Our Sex Lives (via sexisnottheenemy)
damn straight.
On pussy perfection.
tokyomcdrift:
sk1nnyl0ve:
dearcoketalk:
what are your tips for a perfect pussy, without waxing? i ask you because i feel like you would know.
You have to be clean. More than that. You have to want to be clean. All the time.
Shave everything. I use a man razor. A fucking Mach3 Turbo. Fuck that Venus shit, and don’t even talk to me about disposable razors.
Use lotion. Never be without...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-25) →
sufjan stevens-come on! let’s boogey to the...
cargohoo:
The Clash - The Magnificent Seven
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